Caught! Don't Do this!

(i feel like i should put this twice, once here so everyone sees it and once in the artist's comments...i just dont want to get in trouble again. PREVIEW PICTURE IS NOT MINE AND I WAS GIVEN PERMISSION BY MeiriKobayashi TO USE IT. SHE IS THE ORIGINAL CREATOR OF THE PICTURE AND HETALIA ITSELF BELONGS TO NEITHER OF US.)

Caught: Don't Do This!
Part 1

Another boring day, another pointless world meeting and another day of sitting through it trying not to say anything unless he had to, it just seemed better that way so as not to cause any trouble. The only two people that seemed to think the same were Switzerland, who was neutral to begin with—yet always seemed so aggressive, at least towards him—and another certain island country with shaggy blonde hair and jade eyes. He watched him silently sip at his tea and smiled down softly so as to hide it from everyone else. Not that anyone was paying much attention due to the fighting going on mind you, but there was no sense in taking a chance. It may have been very improper of him, but he glanced back up to try and catch sight of those gorgeous green eyes of his.

For a moment, the ebony haired eastern nation froze; it seemed that the western island nation had decided to do the same with him. Both blushed softly and smiled at each other before going back and acting like nothing had happened between them just now.

The mood had seemed to grow tense, in one particular area of the room especially. He turned towards the end of the table. Germany. It seemed he was about to blow up yet again from agitation. In just a few short moments, he would jump up and start yelling at everyone to shut up, stop the meeting and go home because it was pointless.

He counted down.

San.

Ni.

Ichi.

Low and behold the burly, blonde haired, blue eyed country gave a long, loud speech on how everyone was acting like children and this meeting was pointless etcetera, etcetera. At that point everyone seemed to agree on this, it seemed like the only thing they agreed on every time, and started to leave the room. With a sigh of relief he took his time collecting his things as everyone trickled out. It was lunch time anyways and everyone was either set on getting something or making something for themselves. One by one the countries trickled out until Japan saw China and Russia leave last.

Of course, not EVERYONE left, but no one really noticed that a certain messy haired European country had stayed behind. That certain messy haired European country was also approaching the raven haired one on the other side of the table. With caution is his grassy green eyes, he glanced towards the door until it was shut. "Alone at last, eh Japan?"

Japan gave a tiny smile, looking down sheepishly to hide the smile blush creeping on his face. "H-hai…I-Igirisu-san…"
The pools of green on England's face rolled and he ruffled Japan's hair. Japan merely scrunched his face happily and stifled a giggle. "Always so formal," muttered England, "even when we're alone. Haven't I told you to call me Arthur when it's just us? Honestly Ki-Kun…" he smirked, calling him by his pet-name and pulling him close.

A large deep pink strip formed across Japan's face and he smiled warmly, only snuggling closer to him. It was moments like this that he enjoyed so much; he hated having to keep their relationship a secret from everyone else but it had to be done since England was so prideful and didn't want anyone bothering him about it. But, that wasn't the brunt of it, which was far from anything problematic for them, no sir-y; the problem with their relationship was that China was Japan's overly protective older brother. If China ever found out that Japan was in love with England, someone whom the four thousand year old country vowed to destroy due to the opium wars and leaving Japan alone with heartbreak for several years. Should England ever touch Kiku again after hurting him, there would be serious consequences for not only them, but countless others around them.

However, in this moment between them, it didn't matter. They were alone and they could enjoy this moment together. The two could love one another for a little while before anyone took notice that they were missing. Bliss…was an understatement for this instant of time.

"Gome Asa-sama…it is still something of a habit I suppose…" Kiku smiled and boldly leaned up to quickly press his lips to Arthur's. His arms moved up to snake around his neck and he gave a gentle smile up at his partner.

Arthur's eyes widened a little, not expecting the sweet peck, and a teensy blush popped up on his face. This faded in an instant and he smirked. "Oh no, you're not getting away with something as small as that. I want more," his hands clasped around the Asian country's small round face softly and pulled it closer to his until their lips were pressed firmly together. They moved as softly and as gracefully as ballerinas performing on stage, their lips caressing one another. Britain's arms wound themselves around the tiny country's waist, pulling him closer still as he deepened the kiss further. Japan all the while was simply absorbed into him, letting England do whatever he wanted and going with him ever step. Both would let out quiet noises of enjoyment, only making the moment sweeter.

Outside in the hall, Italy was Blathering on about Pasta, and naps again with Germany. The boot nation jumped at bit as he remembered something. "Ve~ Germany, can you wait here for me? I forgot my sketches!"

Germany raised a suspicious brow, "you mean your paperwork, right?" he asked, his accent turning his W's into V's.

"That's what I said, isn't it?" Italy asked back cheerfully, thinking they were the same thing. He gave an about face and ran down the hall as if he were a child playing airplane tag. 'I hope it's still open! I want to get my sketches quickly so I can make pasta for lunch!' Italy stopped at the door and walked through casually. What stopped him half way though, was the sight of Japan pressed against the wall by England, kissing. His amber eyes opened wide and his mouth hung open.

"WAAAAAAAH!!! JAPAN WHAT'RE YOU DOING! ENGLAND WHAT'RE YOU DOING TO JAPAN I'M SORRY FOR WALKING IN ON YOU GUYS I THOUGHT YOU LEFT AND I WANTED TO GET MY SKETCHES AND PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!"

Japan rushed over to him and clamped his hand around his mouth. "Italy-san please!" he hissed worriedly, "if you yell and scream anymore someone will hear you!" he waited until Italy calmed down before removing his hand from his mouth. He bowed and apologized for the contact.

"Shit," spat England, "what are we going to do now! He can't keep a secret to save his life!" he turned to Italy and glared at him, "because of you our relationship cold be ruined! World war three might be started over this!" Italy shrunk at his harsh words and looked like he was about to cry. Britain flinched a bit, realizing he had been a little too harsh and nervously rubbed the back of his neck.

With a sigh, he added, "only if you tell someone…you have to understand this is supposed to be between Japan and I…if anyone found out…if China found out…we'd lose each other…America would try to keep me safe from China and China would no doubt lock up Japan just to keep him away from me…" he frowned and pulled Japan into a protective hold.

Italy tilted his head curiously to one side, "so all I have to do is not tell China!" he cried.

Kiku shook his head, "Italy-san, you can't tell ANYONE. No matter whom you tell it will make its way back to China, so you can't mention a word of this….please…" Italy seemed confused for a moment but nodded and got his papers off the table.

"You got it! Not a word to China or anyone!" with that he zipped out of the room cheerfully.

England watched him with a worrisome expression on his face. "I don't trust him with this…it's a huge deal Kiku…I don't want to lose you again…" Kiku sighed softly and leaned up to place a soft kiss on his lips to calm him down. It would have progressed further except not a moment after they did there was a slamming followed by a crunching noise. The doors had been successfully thrown open and crushed into sawdust in a matter of seconds.

Standing in the place where the large doors used to be...was China. His long hair was in disarray, his teeth clenched together and his lips curled like a tiger about to growl. amber eyes narrowed and seemed to increase the anger that seemed to bleed from him as water falls over the edge of a cliff, pointing his eyes and his anger at the couple caught in the act. "you." China muttered angrily, poised to strike...and kill.

Then, he charged, going for the first strike. "AIYA!! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ARU!!"

To be continued…